'I'm Telling You!'

I'm Telling You!

Now, everybody needs this guy sitting on their desk. Just looking at him, I can hear him saying:

• Did you finish typing that article I asked you for ten minutes ago? NO? Doesn't anybody ever do any work around here?
  
• Did you do all of the stupid, tedious little annoying tasks I require you to do every single day?
  
• Did you feed the damn cat before you left this morning?
  
• I am appalled at your apathy! Get to work!
  
• Never let a potato head steal your highlighter
  

See, I know you feel better cause you aren't the only one who thinks these things. It doesn't take a potato head to make you feel like you never do anything right, but he sure helps!